Jonathan David's(Milk Father) Birthday Bashed!

Cant believe I didnt post in this blog for few weeks already.Time past so fast till I didnt know the INTERCLASS game gonna start soon.Alright back to my job here now.Let me start off with our Jonathan's birthday last last week ago.Sorry for posting this late.I am busy nowadays...hmmm....actually the truth is I am lazy to post it! ^^ Seems like our birthday celebrations are getting more and more,how to say,worse??Fun???Threatening??? OH,I think is getting more and more HAVOC LAAA!The day before John's birthday,Karthik and his comrades has already started to torture John(high pow and watering as usual).

They have came out with a new torturing way just for John which is poking him with a pin.The way they did on him was really funny."Wei,dont lahhh,wei stop,Arghh arghh stop arghh!" Yeap,thats what John said when he get pinned!The way they poked him and John's reaction was seriously funny but I feel quite pity for John.Get tortured all the time in class.Fortunately,our Lil John is a nice guy.During the day of his birthday,all of our mates sang him a birthday song after the school has ended.All of us have put out money to buy a cake for him.Thanks to Hazmi again for carrying out this plan.Many people gathered in our class just to celebrate Lil John's birthday.All of John's homies from 5 Merah also came in to join in the fun!After blowing the candles and cuting the cake,some of them smack the cake on John's face.Man,that's make John creamy all over his face(haha).

After the cake celebration has ended,we brought John to the outside of the school to start the screwing on him.The screwing started off with the flour.I dont know who started the flour but I know once the flour thingy started,everyone start throwing eggs(bomb) on him.Every eggs that hit him was seriously pain because the breaking sound was seriously loud and clear.Of course,John ran away to dodge those bombs.He ran and ran and ran and ran but still not far enough to escape those terrorist.Ivan missed his bomb on John even though he was standing quite near to John.I dunno what's happening to him maybe wank too much.HAHAHA.Hafez also missed his bomb.He tried to crack the egg on John's huge ass but seems like the egg wont break(maybe because John's ass is too bouncy for the egg).

Alright,after the war settled,John walked back to school with all those paintings on him.White and yellow just like a cake.Gabriel and all took photo with John.When John on his way to the toilet,a teacher saw his condition and asked 'Whats happening with you boy?' John answered the teacher will a chill way,'My birthday teacher.' The teacher understand that maybe because getting raped on birthday is part of La Sallian's tradition.

Another year older, but none the wiser XD

First and foremost, i would like to thank everyone from 5 Oren for making my birthday a very 'chilly' and 'eggy' occasion. It started out fine enough, with me managing to evade a potentially lethal 'high pow' session, but suprisingly, this is the very first time i have seen Mr.Loh so very pissed off. He seemed genuinely angry as he marched us of to the field, but being 5 Oren, we took it all in good stride, even managing to take a few good pictures.

As school came to an end, i changed my clothes, preparing myself mentally and physically for the expected onslaught. The cake was beautiful, seriously. I sincerely thank everyone for everything they did!

As i made my escape to the gates of the school, it really felt like a scene from Resident Evil. 20 odd people shambling towards me with only one intent in their minds, BRAINSSSSSSSSS!!!! at least they got me, the guy without any brains :/

As i was bombarded with eggs, our dear Hairee decided to bring a new ingredient to the ever popular 'bai yi banjo', Fuckin chilli sauce!

To make a long story short, i was stinkin when they were done, but the funniest thing was Abbi, as me n cal were tryin to get some chilli outta my hair, he missed me at point blank range! If you guys dont believe me, ask Cal. It was seriously funny. How can someone holding an egg miss a target about 5 inches from you? Ask Darwin Abbidullah.

I did get the last laugh as i snuck up on Nanda and gave him a big hug, causing him to be covered in chilli and eggs too! In the end, thanks once again to everyone for making this an amazing day for me in school!

P.S: I got a guitar! XD Need to get wong or cal to teach me how to play though...

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